Gay Lingo part 2

So here are some words to enrich your vocabulary:

Anik / Anetch — ano (what) / which
Balaj — balahura (shameless)
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot (sad) / bitter
Baklah / Baklush — used instead of one’s name, may refer to any gender
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson / Gibsung — bigay (to give)
That’s Entertainment / Anda / Andalucia / Anju / Anjo Yllaña — datung (money)
Fatale — sobra (excessive) / to the max
Feel / Fillet o’ Fish — type / gusto / natipuhan (like)
Fly — alis (leave)
Forever — palagi (always) / matagal / mabagal (slow)
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion — pagod (tired)
Washington / Wishing / Wish — wala (nothing or none)
Chanda Romero — tiyan (tummy)
Mahalia Jackson — mahal (expensive)
Kuya Germs — madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
Lucresia Kasilag — lukaret / baliw (crazy)
Lucita Soriano — loser
Luz Valdez — matalo (to lose)
Winnie Santos — manalo (to win)
Award — pinagalitan / pinagsabihan (reprimanded)
Freestyle — slow makagets (to understand) / slow
Imbey / Im — imbyerna (irritation)
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella — karelasyon / BF or GF
KR - ka-relasyon
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Lupita Kashiwahara — malupit (cruel)
Rita Gomez — nakaka-irita (irritating personality)
Enter the Dragon / Entourage — pasok (to enter) / come in
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal — mahuli (caught in the act)
Antibiotic — antipatika (bitch)
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 years — matagal (after a long time)
Crayola — iyak (to cry)
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda — matanda (old people)
Wrangler — gurang (also means old)
Jubis / Juba — taba (fatso)

Misheard Lyrics part 1

I got this from an email. Some are old, some are older, but would still make you scratch your head...

Pag mura ang songhits na nabili mo... this is what you get :)

Greatest Love of All - I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano...
(I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it was late afternoon!
(I'll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you're like my mother,supposed to be you're like my sister
(close to me you're like my mother... close to me you're like my sister)


Where's the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying...
(People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me...
(so kiss me and smile for me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE...
(It started when we were younger you were mine)
(and you were my BEYBLADE... it started when were younger you
were FINE)

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people want TAMBOURINES.."
(diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........
(My loneliness....)

Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas's gonna bring me down...
(I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - i-splash, a little crush..
(it's just.. a little crush..)

to be continued...

21 Little Life Lessons

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

FRENCH MUSIC FESTIVAL FETE DELA MUSIQUE 2007

FRENCH MUSIC FESTIVAL FETE DELA MUSIQUE 2007
June 23, 2007
Malate, Manila

UNIVERSAL STAGE
(Rajah Sulayman Stage, infront of Roxas Blvd.)

feat.: orange and lemons, stonefree,
salamin, cynthia
alexander,radioactivesagoproject,up
dharma down,mayonnaise, the dawn,
alibata,mojolfy,wake up your seatmate,
snakecharmer,lala,
kadangyan,slapshock, the bloomfields
and manymore!

ROCK STAGE
(Remedios Circle, malate manila)

feat.; chicosci, sin,badburn, moyg,
intolerant,
hampaslupa,boyelroy,hilera,greyhoundz,c
og,valley of chrome,kapatid,jointhe
club,ressurected,typecast,the
ambassadors,check,analog,end of man,
mortal fear, el mercurio, pin up
girls, ducks entertainment, the wuds,
vox de murk,redd boy,eternal now,
severo,effinboiche,reklamo,dirty stone
yard, giniling festival, april morning
skies, subscapular,queso

WORLD STAGE
(NAKPIL ST. COR. MA.OROSA ST.)

feat: peryodiko,taken by cars,day
dream clycle, drip,makatha, cosmic
love, switch,salindiwa,milagros dance
hall collective, the chongkeys,the
rinka collective,bagetsafonik,paramita,4mh,je
epney joyride,blue rats, the space
flower show, jerome
rico,sound,wahijuara,brass munky,
bembol rockers,coffee break island,
swissy,outerhope,bandang shirley,
blazing bulalakaw, juan pablo
dream,musical orgasm, pinikpikan,spy,
skabeche, johnny alegre affinity, sino
sikat

HIPHOP STAGE
(nakpil ct. cor adriatico st.)

feat: sinag, nimbusnine,krazykyle,
slick n sly kane/mista blaze,
corporate lo-fies,
audible,syke,pamilia
dimagiba,chilitees,out of body
special,mobbstarr,jay
flava,miscellaneous, stick figgaz, the
expansion team,urban
outlaws,artstrong,dash & esp,monique
with metagrove, ill-j,2tay,peoples
future,flipballz,aero,ampon,los indios
bravoz,diwata, mike apartment,dcoy/the
franchize/sunny blaze,nathan j,cirkulo
pugantes, mhcrew

Gay Lingo part 1

Admit it.

Gay lingo here in the Philippines is very pop, mainstream and very, very contagious. When you come to think of it, you will be amazed how broad you know. Then you realize, you never really studied it, never really paid attention to it, never really researched about it, but you know a lot of terms and definitions. Of course you do!

An orgmate's anecdote:

He was in a cab with his (biologically female) sister when they noticed that the meter was running fast. His ate, being very witted, told him in a straight face:

Watchalu mo ang Metring David, Harry Potter!

Translation: Look at the meter, it's doing magic! Basically because it was going really fast, and at the blink of an eye, it's changed.

Manong Cab Driver did not understand the remark, but collected a few bucks more. My friend and his sister paid a bit more, but had a heck of fun out of their cab conversation that day that left the Manong clueless from Mcdo Katipunan to Marikina Riverpark!

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After class anecdote:

Me, my friend Dan and Darius (both gay people) are about to cross the street when Darius suddenly sped up his srtides. Dan asked why.

Bilisan nyo! Makyoho!

Translation: bilisan nyo, mabaho!

I, a gayspeaker myself, was a bit surprised to hear this seemingly new gay word the first time, but hey, there's always the first time. And remember, the human mind is very receptive of new words. Don't be surprised that one time you'll use that word in your own sentence, unconsciously, with confidence!

pay it forward

from a highschool friend:

happiness always looks small
if you hold in in your hands

but when you learn to share it,
you'll realize how big and precious it is. Ü

so everyone, let's share the happiness and pay it forward!

The Grouch

Have you ever been with an officemate so annoying you wanted to file resignation because of her? I have. It's really frustrating. I want to enumerate her annoying traits, but I don't want to sound like I know her too much.

If you see her everyday, and see her work on her table, you'd think she's so pissed off about life. And it's so getting in to you.

I really am avoiding her mumbles, her complaints, I don't even want to recognize that she's there. But there's this very big problem. There are only 3 people in our room. Me, her and our very patient boss.

Darn it! I'm roommate with The Grouch!

Sigh. Life.

Ang Alamat ng Pandekoko

an SMS from an Orgmate:

Nung unang panahon,
wala pang pandekoko.
Monay lang ang meron.

Pero may isang panadero
na ang pangalan ay Koko.

Namatay si Koko
dahil sa alak sya'y naloko.
At sa pinalibingan sa kanya
ay may isang sakong tinapay
na natagpuan.

"Wow ang sarap ng tinapay na to!
At may matamis na palaman sa loob!"
Sabi ng taumbayan.

"At dahil ang nakalibing diyan ay si Koko,
tatawagin natin yan na kokojam."

ay, alamat pala to ng koko jam.

argh.

a beautiful life

from a highschool friend:

a
beautiful
life

is
not
about
routine

but
about
doing
something
rare,

to
cherish
and
not
to
compare;

to
forgive
and
not
to
blame;

and
to
be
loving

without
counting.. Ü

wise man said

from a high school friend:

watch your thoughts for they become words
choose your words for they become actions
understand your actions, for they become habits
study your habits, for they will become your character
develop your character, for it becomes your destiny.

what can i say? the man is really wise.

truth about truth

from a college orgmate:

"here's the truth about truth...






IT HURTS.





so we lie."

- grey's anatomy

what is the secret of success?

got this text quote from my high school friend:

what is the secret of success?
"right decisions"

how do you ake right decisions?
"experience"

how do you get experience?
"wrong decisions"

funny but true

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