The Grouch

Have you ever been with an officemate so annoying you wanted to file resignation because of her? I have. It's really frustrating. I want to enumerate her annoying traits, but I don't want to sound like I know her too much.

If you see her everyday, and see her work on her table, you'd think she's so pissed off about life. And it's so getting in to you.

I really am avoiding her mumbles, her complaints, I don't even want to recognize that she's there. But there's this very big problem. There are only 3 people in our room. Me, her and our very patient boss.

Darn it! I'm roommate with The Grouch!

Sigh. Life.

Ang Alamat ng Pandekoko

an SMS from an Orgmate:

Nung unang panahon,
wala pang pandekoko.
Monay lang ang meron.

Pero may isang panadero
na ang pangalan ay Koko.

Namatay si Koko
dahil sa alak sya'y naloko.
At sa pinalibingan sa kanya
ay may isang sakong tinapay
na natagpuan.

"Wow ang sarap ng tinapay na to!
At may matamis na palaman sa loob!"
Sabi ng taumbayan.

"At dahil ang nakalibing diyan ay si Koko,
tatawagin natin yan na kokojam."

ay, alamat pala to ng koko jam.

argh.